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Out now!

The second volume of thinly
disguised smut and innuendo, Run John Run.

Yes, they're back. Just when you thought it was safe to visit your local bookshop, 'Run John Run' arrives.


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Over 300 pages of further tales of the feckless fop and his domineering spouse, Run John Run plumbs new depths in search of a cheap laugh.

The final book of Janet & John stories follows the tales from Sir Terry's much missed breakfast show, right through to John's retirement and the final shows from the BBC Radio Theatre. Complete with a few well chosen words from the TOGmeister to forewarn readers of what they are about to endure.

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You've heard the stories, now buy the book.  All of the usual characters - Mrs. Bickerdyke, Melanie Frontage, and of course, Pastor Kidneys do sterling service in the noble cause of spreading the rude word to the masses. Published by Headline, this weighty 288 page tome is an ideal gift for a maiden aunt, or a stocking filler for your favourite 'niece'. Provided of course that the stockings in question are fishnets.

Sir Terry has an internet presence all of his own at www.terrywogan.com

Leaping (but not too high) boldly into the 20th Century, the TOGmeister is also on Twitter and Facebook - whatever next?

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Glad you could make it. Everyone was beginning to wonder what had happened  to you! If you are one of the countless listeners of 'Weekend Wogan' and the ramblings of Sir Terry and his BBC Radio 2 underlings, you should feel justifiably proud to have mastered this interweb thingy well enough to have made it this far. If you have stumbled upon this site in a desperate quest for information about quilt-ratings, please accept my apologies. However, for those of you who actually wanted to be here, welcome aboard

There are very few rules and regulations here, other than you should not take any of this too seriously - a bit like listening to Weekend Wogan. really. You will need to register for the message boards - and please note, due to problems caused by 'trolls' you will need to use a 'real' e-mail address - i.e. not Hotmail, Yahoo etc.

The message boards are a fairly fun place to be, so if you do want enjoy yourself, please leave the real world behind. Your teeth may be confiscated on the door in case there's trouble.

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Another book for your shopping list...



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A wonderful spoof from the hugely talented TOG, John Duffy
 I bought this book myself and can confirm that it is a masterful parody. Written in Ms. Kerl's native vernacular, it is best read out loud to get the full effect.

 

 

 

 




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The Radio 2 Janet and John Stories have no connection with 'Janet and John” © & TM E1 Entertainment UK Limited, 120 New Cavendish Street, London (I am pleased to say)