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If you should feel an irresistible urge to be featured here - and you've reached 'TOG' status on the message-boards  just e-mail Mick Sturbs a
digital image (no bigger than 200K please), and I will ensure that you are immortalised along with the looney luminaries below.

       
Butter wouldn't melt.... But pork scratchings... Does my head look square in this?
Ava Bike Bea Sotted Bobbyboy Candy Mansing
  Crookie among the cushions The man, the myth, the spian Taken in 1974  
  Carl Ott & Tyglet The Crooked man of old
Bangor town
Chuffer Dandridge  Dan Glebitz  
Families eh? A horrible sight, even when clothed You'd never know...
Daxie & Dangermouse Den Tistry    Deepak (senior citizen) Dibley 
  Oh look! Dora has a drink in her hand.... I'm bunking off school today!  
  Dora Jarr  Eema Braazkumov Edina Cloud Faeryboots     
No idea who the one in the hat is. Mick McManus taught me this one...
 Gowon Lemmee Hugh (Stubby) Goodlookin Idiot Mittens Iona Fortune & Merseycat 
  Yes, she really did get that thin!  
  Isla Vadubble Ivy Noidea  Izzi Zlogdin Jack Nifedlorry  
Thinking man's totty Wine? What wine?
Janet Thatcardigan (27) Julie Valighton Ken Woodmixer Lifeboatcrew 
I never touched it guv! You'd never know to look at her... Don't encourage him!
Lily Livered Lollipop Lucy Lastic Luke Warm
There's nothing like it when you really need one... It's made by wasps you know
Mahatt Micoat Mad Mary Pridmore Major Cobbon Ma Mite 
   No, we won the arm-wrestling! Oi Missus, there's a jellyfish on yer 'ead!
Maud Craft Mike L Iff Mona Lott Mo Termouth
I'm a princess you know... Time to go to sleepy-town Give us a kiss marra!
Murphy Slaw Nat West Neil Desperandum Nick O Teen
And you can't even see them
  Nigel (Hoss) Jackson Norma Leigh Lucid & Gene Norma Snoquers Obe's One, Two and Three  
  No, I don't mind holding her up Dang mah britches...... Too late!  
Old Mrs J  Paul Zernikazof  Peek Phil Officer
  Probably not a natural blonde He's only 6" tall you know...  
  Reg Raggon Rev Counter Rev Michael (unfrocked) R2N  
Rory Lyons - or possibly Neil Young
Rory Lyons Rose Petal Sal Monella   Scoo
Look at that equipment!
Scrab   Sharon Sharealike & Jester Smiglet  St. O & the present Mr
  Cheer up! It's fun to stay at the....  
  Suzy R Sopham  TerriTalks Tigerlily and Ageing Hippy ToByD  
  Or Norman Mackintosh & Hellen Bach...      
  Tudor & Anita Bush  Wendy Boatcomesin